Care Bear

Derived from the popular children's TV show. It is often used in replacement of 'Don't care' or 'Couldn't give a toss'.

"Oh man check out this program"
"Care Bear"
or
"I might be a care bear" (sarcastically)

by C. Klean September 2, 2003

like i care

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way

John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care

by kissmebabe February 25, 2012

could care less

used by confused individuals with a poor grasp of written english.

person1:"i could care less"
person2:"my brain isn't melting"

by skunky December 26, 2004

care-o-meter

A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.

Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.

Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*

by Cwall4 April 28, 2007

devil may care

very reckless, careless

That was a devil may care plan. Don't put yourself on the line like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2009

care bear bop

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).

Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.

by torqueboy September 20, 2012

Just Don't Care

Not caring; throwing arm over shoulder.

1. Person "You're taking a break from bowling"
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)

Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)

by I wish I was Cameron Garbutt November 7, 2011