Slang for giant penis
by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 1, 2021

by Verve June 25, 2005

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

by Baron Von Wellington May 28, 2018

by alexander the worst February 15, 2014

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen
How was the date with kyle?
Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!
Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!
by The treebase December 14, 2016

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.
by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009
