Callum Lynch

Callum is the biggest simp known to man and is a pro feminist. He is the son of the simp god and can only be stopped by, L.M, J.C, T.P.

Callum Lynch is the son of the simp god and is being tracked down for his war crimes in Cuba.

by BigmemeboiJC March 29, 2020

Callum Wallis

an absolute madlad who people mistake for being autistic. not trustworthy at all and is lazy asf when u ask them to do stuff for you. funny asf

your being a callum wallis

by okden April 11, 2020

Callum wallis

A lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. He has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. Make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. He watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob

Bro, your as bent as Callum Wallis's fingers

by okden April 11, 2020

Callum caufeild

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers

Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards

by Jake binns April 13, 2020

Callen Nigga Mode

When someone gets particularly angry or mega pissed they can be described as Callen Nigga Mode

“Hey did you see that guy Sam throw that dildo at his mum?”

“Yea he must be in Callen Nigga Mode”

by Lustyy November 24, 2020

Callum

Callum is a small person, who generally hides their feelings for the sake of others. They hate being the center of attention and prefers to hide in the room everday to stay away from social contact. Callum is a very generous person to people who respect them.

Omg he’s such a Callum.

by Gangshitty December 9, 2020

callan

callan is a hot boy with curly ass hair.he is amazing and sends paragraphs to people he appreciates.he also makes cute monster butterflies.he says cringe ass pick up lines which is so cute

callan: omg it’s so hot in here, you are so hot
person:*dies from amens shyness*

by strawberrylol June 11, 2021