Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

Callen Nigga Mode

When someone gets particularly angry or mega pissed they can be described as Callen Nigga Mode

“Hey did you see that guy Sam throw that dildo at his mum?”

“Yea he must be in Callen Nigga Mode”

by Lustyy November 24, 2020

call an ambulance

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.

Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

caélan

The type of guy that you fall in love with by just looking at him. You can see how amazing he is when he makes you smile like an idiot all day or he is the reason your parents ask why are you smiling at the damn phone

Caélan is so gorgeous I could die

by Nc_05 December 18, 2020

callahater

The dream merch discord are a bunch of callahaters. people who can not stand callahan and no one knows if its a joke or not.

Person 1: "hey i like callahan"
Dani (callahater) : "why? why do you like him? i dont understand-"

by imundercover445 March 5, 2021

Callaghan

Callaghan can refer to

An Irish surname
Even a first name
A singer
Callaghan from Big Hero 6

That's what Callaghan refers to.

by Elysmile January 24, 2021