callum farrell

This name means you're a sexy looking blonde lad with a a lot of length. Girls thrive over your junk and are unable to resist the urge to suck it.

Callum Farrell's dick is fucking massive mate

by calfaz March 30, 2017

callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.

Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken

by BlazeOfGloredcard September 8, 2017

callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal

Callum Penn is fit

by Crex6 May 5, 2018

callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

calcium dust

What the human skin is made of

Calcium dust? Oh no. The team didn’t abandon the space station, they were, disintegrated.

by Prof.gamer February 16, 2018

Callum

Midgit but a good athlete

Ha your a callum

by ROBINI123 November 10, 2018

Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019