Crippled

eve when she only had one bone

EVE IS CRIPPLED

by crippledlol January 05, 2019

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

cripple stud

A hot guy in a wheel chair.

Damn Terry is a cripple stud!

by Graerr May 13, 2022

cripple cab

a cripple cab is a group or a bunch of cripples in a car

op there's a cripple cab

by pppoopoocheck123456 January 05, 2023

Cripple 07

When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way

Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

by Lil' Meatwad August 25, 2008

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017