Cream fart

The expulsion of residual semen from one's anus when farting after having had one's anus thoroughly pounded.

Pounded: Want to taste my cream fart?
Pounder: Why yes!

by Spunkjunktrunk June 9, 2009

cream in your jeans

when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while

yo man, i was watching some awesome porn the other night, and I creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans

by Little Gords March 18, 2007

Cream Puff

A fat, lazy, sedentary person, who would rather sit, watch TV, and eat a bowl of cream than do anything physical.

Wow, he's such a cream puff. He's sitting on his ass eating a donut while all his friends are outside playing football.

by eldiablo247 December 2, 2010

Cream Filled Hershey Bar

When you fuck someone in the butt and it causes them to take a huge shit thats like a foot long and dark dark brown with cum on the inside of it.

I was banging my girl and i gave her a cream filled hershey bar.

by ajlfkjaflja July 22, 2007

Cream Stream

When cum runs from a womans vagina down her leg when standing up.

A woman with a cum filled vagina, or cream pie, stands up after sex and lets the cum slowly stream out of her vagina and down her leg.

After I busted in her vagina, she stood up and a cream stream ran down her leg.

by cheforyaV February 16, 2010

cream choker

forcing a ladies head down on to one's penis at the moment of ejaculation.

i say mary, fancy a cream choker tonight dearest, after coronation street?

by Anonymous July 1, 2006

Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009