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death console

Video Games:

Usually in the side or corner; a list of people who have died, usually including what weapons and the murderer.
Examples of death consoles:

In Counter-Strike-
Assassin (weapon killed with) Deceased name

In Soldat:
Killers' name
Killed name

etc...
by Sexy Goose August 2, 2004
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Condoleezza Rice

She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!
by Hugh G Rection August 7, 2006
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Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.
That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.
by KTODARAD April 12, 2011
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contonder

A portmanteau between contemplating and pondering, contonder essentially means to rationalize rationalizing and come up with an excuse to have an excuse.
Kev is such a millennial. He acts so self-important but lacks initiative to gain what he feels he is owed. Look at him. Right now he acts like he's above going to a party he claims is full of lames but he's contondering a reason to go.

Dude is literally trying to psyche himself up to even considering it.

Kev says it is his duty as a higher standard to society to entertain the thought of attempting to elevate his peers to his level by his mere presence alone. So, he deciding to go to do just that.
by IMakeWomenSayYes September 6, 2019
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console humper

Kid that is obsessed with any video game so much, that he debates which is the best one with his friends. He gets defensive about anyone ripping on his precious games. He probably makes love to his computer or XBOX.
James: Counter-Strike blows.
Frederick: What?! How can you say that!? Do you know how many people I awp with my sniper all the time! I pwn those guys! I'm the best player in that game.
James: Oh, cool... I have friends.
Frederick: I'm so lonely.
James: Get your hands out of my pants you console humper.
by K-Poe June 29, 2006
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console football

Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.
"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.

"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"
by miribus June 6, 2009
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Consoleversation

The light-hearted conversation had between the players of a boisterous Video Game. Often either 'Smack Talk' or Gossip.
Last night at James's flat, we were playing GTA 4, we had the funniest consoleversation.
by calciumm April 9, 2009
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