clingie

to cling

to hold on to
usally a really annoying person who like wont go away no matter how u hint them

"i kept trying to ditch her, she's so clingie, like she's always there, and wont go away"

by andi lanimret October 5, 2006

stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 9, 2011

Clingy

Malachi Thompson

Peyton...i’m sorry i’m clingy or whatever you says but *sigh* ...i love you...*sigh* i’m sorry

by Clinger 2.0 June 18, 2019

HillBilly Clinton

What will be in the White House if (and when) Hilary Clinton wins the election...

"I saw HillBilly Clinton on tv today"

by Blah-blah February 4, 2008

Clinger

noun: A spinner who holds so tightly to the man that's fucking her that when he gets up on all fours, she no longer touches the bed.

Ally is a real clinger. Last night when I was fucking her, she wrapped herself around me so tight that I got up, got a beer and changed the TV channel without losing rhythm.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

clingytwt

a fandom on twt for tommyinnit and tubbo, who are streamers on twitch which mostly stream mc on the dream smp

yes i am in clingytwt !

clingytwt has been so nice i love the fandom so much :) !

by canigotosleep November 24, 2020

Clinton

A US President who served in office between 1992 and 2000.

Also blamed by conservatives for (but not limited to) the following:

1)The extinction of the dinosaurs
2)The defeat of southern Asia by the Mongol hordes
3)The crucifixion of Christ
4)The fall of the Roman empire
5)The Dark Ages
6)The Black Plague
7)The Irish Potato Famine
8)The sinking of the Titanic
9)World War I
10)World War II
11)Vietnam
12)The current economic downturn
13)The issue of the day needing someone to fault for its cause

<insert problem> is Clinton's fault!

by Hustla' $teve February 2, 2004