butterbacker

A football player who would be considered as someone overweight if they had not been a football player.

Johnny: "Man, that Herman Johnson is such a butterbacker!"
Li'l Spicy: "True dat, true dat."

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

butter dump

Inserting multiple sticks of butter into ones anus and letting it melt. Then shitting said butter onto popcorn which has been strategically placed on the other persons chest.

Wow, my butter dump was so nasty it smelled like a dead child... but at least the popcorn was tasty.

by kevinlittryder July 5, 2011

Monkey butter

Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.

Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.

Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.

by shifty85 August 28, 2006

Butter It

The term "Butter It" can be used to replace any verb.

It is Traditionally used by people from the hick style background.

"John and Suzy-Q are hanging out later, what do you think they're going to be doing?"

"John said he wanted to Butter It."

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"We were in class, and instead of listening Matt and I just Buttered it the whole time."

by BUTTERITINTHE603 April 29, 2010

butter my tenderloaf

The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).

It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!

by chrispy licker May 27, 2010

butter smuggler

When a man does not wash after coitus, and walkes around with a chotch full of love juices.

Max from TMZ is a butter smuggler.

by Larito Longlove December 26, 2011

Butter Pat

The most pivotal role in a Genital Jamboree, where the person climbs to the top of the pile and melts over everyone involved.

Quagmire: Now to take my position, I call this one the "butter pat".

by Negatron524 December 26, 2013