Business Card

Something exhibiting a horrendous smell.

It smells like business card in here, did someone fart?

by PeterPatrelli February 21, 2007

businessman

criminal

The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".

Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".

by Carey1234 October 31, 2011

Business Sexy

Clothing that hyper-accentuates a woman’s figure and cleavage. From a distance it appears professional. The goal is to confuse and distract male coworkers and customers’ making them do anything the woman wants.

Tina’s looking business sexy, she must be meeting with Jon in hopes of helping with the new account he landed.

by Jon Carl July 13, 2009

what the business is

another way to say what's up, what's going on

Say brah, what the business is?
Me, I'm chillin

What they do, what the business is? Word on the streets, Jeezy know what the handle is. - Young Jeezy

by Mic Check September 11, 2005

bsing

Just wing it.
Bluff your way through.
Do the best you can in the circumstances and hope nobody notices.

John assumed that he had a skit (bsing) to practice with his group but he procrastinated until the last day.

by Rick-es April 20, 2009

jalapeno business

Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.

unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg

hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks

by DefinitelyNotLawman April 24, 2011

Belly busting giggle stick

An incredibly large and thick penis. Syn: Third leg, throbbing python of love

"Hey honey" the hooker said. "How about relieving that Belly busting giggle stick?"

by Chaoslight November 12, 2003