Bumping bags/purses

2 bottoms (male or female) having sex but there’s no penetration because they’re both bottoms.

“oh my god, that guy is so hot, i want to have sex with him!”
“no dude, he’s clearly a bottom, you’d be bumping bags/purses!”

by dingusweewoo69 October 14, 2023

scooter bumping

The act of giving a girl with pig-tails anal in the doggy style position while riding her in a circle and pulling on her hair like reins.

"See her? She's into scooter bumping."

by MasterScootScoot March 3, 2014

Front bumping

Men who enjoy sword fighting or women who like to scissor.

Im very sore from all that front bumping last night. We should have tried sex instead.

by paul8m3 July 10, 2015

barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

Fuzz Bumpin

A sexual act with maximum pubic hair contact.

Bob: Fuzz bumpin is fun

Mom: You damn right son

by Frozen Bob April 19, 2017

Deathbed Bumping

When someone on a forum bumps a thread that isn't quite necro, but is well on it's way to be there.

(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I approve!"
(7/22/2020) BCVDox says: "haha yeah that's a great idea"
(7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?"

by JuiceDrop October 22, 2020

humpin and bumpin

When a girl or guy that has a boyfriend/girlfriend and has sexual intercourse with another girl/guy, or when they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they just have sexual intercourse with a person without a label.

"he's humpin and bumpin with someone else!"
":o"

"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?

by 0001122 February 19, 2011