verb.
a witty speech act in which one uses bullshit to turn an undesirable event into an immensely favorable situation.
a witty speech act in which one uses bullshit to turn an undesirable event into an immensely favorable situation.
She declined his sexual proposition, but he bullshined his way into her sopping wet loins.
O-dog was going to prison for crack possession, but he bullshined the jury.
Fox News is bullshining current events again.
O-dog was going to prison for crack possession, but he bullshined the jury.
Fox News is bullshining current events again.
by B. Dang October 25, 2009
Get the bullshine mug.Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.
Ghosts, homeopathy, Dianetics, Young Earth Creationism, god, geocentrism, alternative-medicine, UFOs, MLM scams, Nigerian bank scams, etc. are all types of bullshit.
Bullshit is something which is propagated and profited from because there are so many gullible people in our society.
Ghosts, homeopathy, Dianetics, Young Earth Creationism, god, geocentrism, alternative-medicine, UFOs, MLM scams, Nigerian bank scams, etc. are all types of bullshit.
Bullshit is something which is propagated and profited from because there are so many gullible people in our society.
When Cecil was going on about dinosaurs living with humans, he was talking about bullshit.
When Stiril tried taking Scientology courses, was being audited, and was reading L Ron Hubbard books, he was immersing himself in bullshit.
Agatha was bullshitting about Area 51 containing alien technology. There was no proof.
That article about alternative treatments has no evidence to support them - such bullshit!
When Stiril tried taking Scientology courses, was being audited, and was reading L Ron Hubbard books, he was immersing himself in bullshit.
Agatha was bullshitting about Area 51 containing alien technology. There was no proof.
That article about alternative treatments has no evidence to support them - such bullshit!
by The man in a brown hat! September 30, 2010
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i scored 200 points higher on my SAT and that minority got into college before me, because of affirmative bullshit.
by chunk9590 January 7, 2009
Get the affirmative bullshit mug.When White Society brain-washes one into believing that everything in this country is Golden. Got Blacks using skin cream lighteners while their Bitches pay money and get spray tans, cook in the sun getting skin cancer and laying in tanning booths. Blacks rank on each other for having Big Lips while White people get theirs injected by Freak ass Docs like Arney. Got Michael Cutting off his nose and Bleaching his body. Immigrants get more respect than Citizens. Blame all this Countries fucked us Shit on Pres. Obama, while Bush gets owned on Jim Beam. "Bullshit Society"
When Juan Williams got fired from NPR for talking to Bill O' Reilly regarding Muslims in this country; Bullshit Society. Society persecutes minority drug addicts while Lindsey Lohan keeps getting Probation; Bullshit Society.
by Keepingit onehundred November 5, 2010
Get the Bullshit Society mug."Dude the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't just bullshit. Its some next level bullshit. Like there is no point of going any further with this explanation dude. YOU'RE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
by exterminator2100 April 13, 2014
Get the Next level bullshit mug.Money is what we receive for investing energy (work). Bullshit costs nothing, though it might sound good, but has no real concern. At the end of the day, it's investment of energy that really accomplishes things- or REALLY TALKS. Bullshitters make themselves sound good, and then walk on.
Money Talks; Bullshit Walks -Good politicians are those that provide the infrastructure to make something work that really achieve results. those that just talk the talk about various issues, all too often to make themselves sound good without achieving anything.
by TeddyB December 24, 2009
Get the Money Talks; Bullshit Walks mug.Unnecessary words that executives use to make a statement seem more interesting, more informative, more important, or in the case of a report on a company's quarterly losses, more optimistic and less forewarning of people losing their jobs. Your manager uses bullshit speak when he's telling you why you were "laid off" (read: fired because he doesn't like you).
Bullshit speak consists of rarely-used words, words being misused, and on occasion, entirely made-up words.
Whenever LG's fridges, Sony's laptops, or Honda's airbags are blowing up in people's faces, you can be sure that a bunch of reassuring bullshit speak will follow, accompanied by a lot of out-of-court settlements.
Bullshit speak consists of rarely-used words, words being misused, and on occasion, entirely made-up words.
Whenever LG's fridges, Sony's laptops, or Honda's airbags are blowing up in people's faces, you can be sure that a bunch of reassuring bullshit speak will follow, accompanied by a lot of out-of-court settlements.
Bullshit speak:
We are placing the stock under review, as we parse out how much of the disappointing quarter results can be chalked up to cyclicality and how much was the result of structural issues that have longer-term implications.
Colloquial English:
We're taking a closer look at the tacky garbage that we sell, as we figure out how much of the losses this past 3 months are because we're selling Halloween decorations at Easter, and how much of it is due to to us hiring carpenters to make cupcakes.
We are placing the stock under review, as we parse out how much of the disappointing quarter results can be chalked up to cyclicality and how much was the result of structural issues that have longer-term implications.
Colloquial English:
We're taking a closer look at the tacky garbage that we sell, as we figure out how much of the losses this past 3 months are because we're selling Halloween decorations at Easter, and how much of it is due to to us hiring carpenters to make cupcakes.
by brightshade782 December 30, 2011
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