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bigger-ma-jigger

A handheld optical device that is used to make objects appear bigger than they really are, or to enhance detail. They are the next step after bifocals. It is like a magnifying glass...oh wait, it IS a magnifying glass.
I couldn't read the microscopic instructions on the side of the anti-wrinkle cream, even with my glasses. I finally went and got the bigger-ma-jigger and VOILA!!!!, like magic, I could see that I wasn't winning the fight against old age.
by lidocaine February 21, 2010
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biggerer

much larger than, and not just a little bit.
the moon at perigee is loads biggerer than at apogee. 6%!
by flowirin April 1, 2011
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Bligger

A black wigger.

A black kid from a middle class (usually suburban) background who, due to his own immaturity and/or stupidity believes that as a black male he should mimick and conform to a ghetto derived cultural ideal of "blackness"

This kid is typically between the ages of 12-19. He desperately wants to be "down" and have other people (mostly other similarly brainwashed black teenagers) see him as a boy from tha hood or thug. The thing he fears most is being seen as "acting white".

Typically wears his pants below his ass, speaks like an illiterate moron and performs less well in the school than he is capable of. Wishes he could get tattoos but his parents wont let him.
Dumb bligger: "Im so frustrated! If only my dad had abandoned us. And my mom fail to hold a steady job, we'd on welfare, in the projects.............keepin it real.
Gosh I hate my parents"
by Jay900 November 15, 2014
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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.

Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.
Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!

Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.
by MontanaSpanner April 4, 2013
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Bridger

(Noun) One who bridges in respect to mini-marts and corner stores.

Typically gamblers or unwed mothers with little to no control of their many children, bridgers are people who prolong their order, so as to bridge between two rushes.

Rush - Upswing in business.

A typical technique for bridgers is the False End.
False End - Purchasing inital supplies and producing more money for more thing within arm's reach of the register.

Then, there is the Double Take: Asking for something behind the register and then adding something while the clerk has his back turned.

The Gambler's Gambit - Purchasing a scratch ticket, scratch it at the counter while purchasing other scratch tickets, win a one or two on that ticket and repeat the process over again.
I couldn't stock the shelves or brew coffee for an hour, because I had two bridgers to deal with.
by Gester Ghost November 29, 2010
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Bringer of pain

Someone who is the source of pain. Or a person who brings the pain.
Girl 1: Did you see what Mark did to Tim?
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally-
Teacher : Detention the two of you!
Girl 2: Ugh, (rolls her eyes) he a total bringer of pain!
by TheeMalihaa August 13, 2010
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Bigger Brother

The current process of becoming a society constantly being tracked and allowing technology to limit the freedom and truth; instead of expanding and enlightenment desired.
With respect to the novel ‘1984’; we are now entering into a society where BIGGER BROTHER is beginning to track our every move and motivation.
by Major Thomas May 6, 2018
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