Brendan

Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.

"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"

B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"

by Icantbenamed November 22, 2021

Brendan

A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating

“Eww Look at that fat kid”

“Yeah His name is Brendan”

by Anonymous 514 May 18, 2019

Brendan

Note to ParentsModern Slavery Act

Brendan.

by president clemmy December 7, 2019

Brendan

That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.

He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender

by HypersMyth August 15, 2018

Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...

Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan

brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend

guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy

by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024

Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021