by Insert handle_here September 3, 2020

ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!
by gago2925 November 22, 2019

the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs
does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE
by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

Brendan is a very sexy man. Always a ginger and has a massive penis. He is very shy when it comes to girls though, even though they are wet just at the presence of him being in the room. When he finally gets the courage to talk to girl, they usually have a very high snap score and never get around to opening his texts.
Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.
Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.
by Mountainman34 February 1, 2022

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty
by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down
by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

That person is a total Brendan
by pkmn101 September 7, 2018
