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Pulling A Brendan

To Drive the top speed in Grand Theft Auto and jump out.
When my friend found me in GTA Online he greeted me by pulling a Brendan.
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Brendan

ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!
by gago2925 November 22, 2019
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Brendan

the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs
does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE
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Brendan

Brendan is a very sexy man. Always a ginger and has a massive penis. He is very shy when it comes to girls though, even though they are wet just at the presence of him being in the room. When he finally gets the courage to talk to girl, they usually have a very high snap score and never get around to opening his texts.

Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.
Brendan is such a cool guy, you need to have him in your life.

Last night Brendan ate my pubes.
by Mountainman34 February 1, 2022
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Brendan

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty
I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick
by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021
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Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down
My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.
by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025
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Brendan

Man who sucks more penis than a vacuum in a 13 year old's house.
That person is a total Brendan
by pkmn101 September 7, 2018
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