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The Boiled One

An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.

(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One
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Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
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boiled sweets

Loyd: And I have the duke of Welingham complaining that the duke of Bleichester is sucking boiled sweets through his speeches.
by Anarchy potato May 15, 2014
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Fish Boil

Similar to the phenomenon known as "swamp ass," but emanating from a female's frontal region.
Lisa: Damn, it's hot. I've got swamp ass.

Becky: Tell me about it. I've got a fish boil going on down there.
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bubbles were boiled

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.
by Jimmierustler October 4, 2013
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Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.
This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.
by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022
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Alaskan Boil

-How are you going to store the food?

-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil
by Lou Sassol December 6, 2022
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