brudget

A drunk blonde chick that doesn't know the difference between left and down.

The brudget fell down insted of going thrugh the door to the left.

by chad z March 3, 2008

Budgechawn

A short ass bouwler who has notions of himself, thinks he's a horndog and punches way above his weight when it comes to birds. He is usually a fat bastard who adores himself, and keeps his shoulders back to try and make up for in width what he lacks in height.

Check out that budgechawn with the fat belly macking on that babe. She's definitely a hoe!

by arabpikey February 11, 2009

budget cunt

someone who acts like a peasant and refuses to share their spoils with their best mates #budgetcunt

During a session of bare raving, Phil acted like a budget cunt and refused to share his power gak with his mates despite them all sharing the Levis and Kitkat around

by #budgetcunt January 5, 2018

bush buldge

The protrusion of pubic hair that can be seen when a woman wears clothing that is too tight.

See that girl over there?

You know she don't shave...look at that mad bush buldge!

by Bootzy44 May 24, 2014

bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012

budget

Something that tells you just how broke you really are

I can't even buy Ramen noodle on my baby daddy budget.

by artiquephenom January 19, 2015

Bludgeon

Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.

An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.

Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'

Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'

by Genoliv February 28, 2010