Birthday Dick

Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.

"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"

by Rustyrastafari August 3, 2020

birthday pony

a man worthy of riding again and again. if you get a pony for your birthday what would you do with it? you'd ride it, ride again and most likely ride it again, until you were sore from riding the damned thing. Giddy up!

did you see that delivery guy? now that was a birthday pony if i ever saw one

by sherrysmith August 12, 2008

Birthday Girl

A person who has had so much alcohol that they pass out within a short time of partying. The gender of said partier does not matter, nor does it matter if it's the person's birthday or not. Basically being really, really fucked up.

1) A. Woah there, why are you carrying Jarrett out of the party already?

B. He went into birthday girl mode real quick tonight, sorry guys.

2) A. Hey Cody, nice win for the football team huh?

B. Hell yeah bro! Parties are going to be sick! I am definitely going birthday girl tonight.

by Moosenman December 21, 2012

sad birthday

Originally used as a birthday that does not go very well, later bastardized into any unfortunate happenstance

Birthday Boy: Oh a surprise party? Awesome! thanks guys! ....Wait a minute...there are only 2 balloons? that's it, I'm leaving...SAD BIRTHDAY!

or

Jazzy: Man, It's 3 AM and I still have a lot of homework to do...I guess I have to pull an all-nighter...
V.M: Saaaaad Birthday

by Danny-Matt October 6, 2009

birthday blunt

(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.

Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!

by malman32 March 6, 2009

Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer

“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”

by Sorrydino April 15, 2019

birthday threshold

The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.

Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.

by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016