Bobbing for crapples

When you are sent to scoop chunks out of a porta potty

My boss is such an asshole he had me bobbing for crapples again today

by Seanito69 July 24, 2018

BIBBENHEIMER

BIBBENHEIMER is someone who talks so much that they need a bib To catch all that smart ass spit they are throwing off with their flapping lips...

That dude was right when he said our buddy Bill is a two time "BIBBENHEIMER".
Put a muzzle on him.

Will you?

by lefty midnight August 15, 2018

Bibbi

Bibbi is a dog your spouse forced you to buy, but that you really didn’t want.

OMG, I have to take Bibbi for a walk again, I hate this.

by Berto123 October 31, 2018

bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 5, 2019

bobbing for adam's apples

When another man deep throats another, causing the Adam's apple to bob up and down.

Joe likes to go to Casey's to go bobbing for adam's apples.

by Casey Gonzalez June 1, 2019

Bobbington

A Bobbington is a type of person loves chocolate and cranberry juice. They are awesomely awesome with a cherry on top. Their face is known to turn bright red at any time of the day. They have gold hair and are very, very, very, really, really crazy. Anyone who is friends with a Bobbington is one of the luckiest people in the world.

Person 1: Hi, who are you?
Person 2: I don't know, who are you?
Person 1: I am your loyal friend Bobbington.
Person 2: oh.

by Bobbinton the 51st June 11, 2019

Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.

by Stoney69 June 19, 2019