Beidou

Hottest slut I’ve ever seen on a ship. Gives the best head and doesn’t make mistakes while she’s getting plowed.

“Hey dude I just met Beidou!”
“Did you guys have bed breaking rough sex?”
“Hell yeah we did! I have 143 STDS now!”

by Covential February 13, 2024

Bedazzled Thug

Someone with a hard thug-like exterior who also likes living a soft life and likes the color pink

“Did you see Asia’s pink uggs? I thought she always said she was a thug. I guess she’s a bedazzled thug.”

by Chu chi March 17, 2024

Beidi

When a person is acting unusually nice... He's acting "beidi" or "He's beiding"

Bully: "I brought you flowers bro!"
You: "Bro you have been bullying me for the past 3 years... Your ass beiding me"

by TheBeidingGuy January 14, 2026

Synchronized Beddance

Simply the way of making love

Dude: Heey baby! Want to learn some synchronized beddance

Girl: Yeah sure!

Dude: Follow me to my bed then.

by Popsen April 28, 2011

the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.

I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

by monster cookie May 10, 2014

Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 31, 2016

Connor Bedard

A 19-year-old Canadian hockey player. That's it. Not a sex act or anything. Just a guy on the Blackhawks.

"Connor Bedard is pretty."

by JC Butterball December 25, 2024