Pipe Bender

A girl with extemely tight genitalia, So tight in fact that if called upon, could possibly bend exhaust pipes.

She was so tight I thought I was caught in a pipe bender.

She was a real pipe bender.

by Birds&Sunshine January 18, 2009

shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.

I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work

by heynow_1 May 14, 2008

Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

Massive Bender

A term affection, reserved for people for whom you have the utmost affection. First used on the popular football and cheese forum TWTD to become a term the administrators are proud to be identified with

Stickeymockwell is a massive bender

by o'nek eht eulb June 14, 2013

holiday bender

Describes when one drinks and/or does excessive drugs every day starting a day or two before Christmas and ending on New Year's Day.

I can't wait for Christmas so I can start my Holiday Bender.

by God damn Dave October 6, 2013

Vagina Bender

One who has skill or noteworthy prowess in the art of vagina bending and/or causing vaginal wetness and frequent secretion through speech or physical manipulation. see the art of vagina bending aka MARTIAL PUSSY

After studying martial pussy for many years he became a virtuoso - A Vagina Bender.

by on May 26, 2015

mind-blender

This is a personal device that I own, but was not born with. It is the brain in which I am able to consistently assimilate other people's experiences, stories, and successes, while at the same time excluding my ego, pride, and ignorance/narrow mindedness.

Once the switch is flipped, a miracle occurs. The result then is that all things come together as a creamy mixture of new concepts and processes that can be used in new opportunities.

"A mind-blender does not solve problems, it creates opportunities."

by Sportay October 12, 2016