beating yourself in public

To post competing defs on Urban Dictionary and watch them "battle it out" before everyone's eyes.

King Kong, why did you pull a Nantucket Surprise by beating yourself in public?

by Shelly Bozdog August 8, 2006

masturbate to the beat challenge

A person who puts on a song and has to masturbate to the beat of the song. The song is usually some sort of edm of electronic music.

Guy 1: what should we do
Girl 1: lets do the masturbate to the beat challenge !

Guy 1: sounds great!

by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017

Beat the Star

Euphemism for Anal Sex taken from a Charlie Brooker comment regarding the UK TV gameshow of the same name.

Hmmm, no I have no idea what "base" (as you put it) I got to. Suffice it to say I "beat the star".

by Alternatec October 27, 2009

throw a beat

To Masturbate, jerk off, milkin the 1 eyed snake

See you later guys im going to go throw a beat.

by Chris smith November 27, 2003

uisge beatha

Gaelic
Translates as Water of Life.The Original Name given to that Golden nectar By the Celts Of Scotland also known as whisky never whiskey.

Whisky is a curruption of uisge.
mmmm uisge beatha, Slainte.

by aye yer maw April 26, 2006

ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

beat that pussy

To fuck the living shit out of her and her pussy might hurt after

" damn tommy really must have beat that pussy good because I ain't never seen you look like this"

by Good morning TO MYSELF August 9, 2017