Beardiac

origin - beard+maniac. The term was coined on facebook.com/getbeardback

A 'Beardiac' is a person (male/female) who:

1) (In case of a girl) digs a guy with a beard.
2) (In case of a guy) Loves sporting a beard.

This term is NOT to be confused with a 'beardo'. A 'Beardiac' is the exact opposite of a beardo.

Jack: Hey, so what do you think of beard?
Jill: Oh God, Jack. I <3 the beard. I'm such a beardiac!!

by thebeardiac April 3, 2011

beardalicious

A beard that is so luscious, that when you look at it, you can barely resist the urge to put it in your mouth.

Philip's beard is so beardalicious, that I just want to tackle him, and snack on it all day long.

by PhillyStyle1026 November 23, 2013

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

Bearded Button

An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.

I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.

She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Bearded clout

A hairy woman's vagina

I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!

by Jerry hatricks November 2, 2019

Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

Anus Beard

The growth of hair in the buttocks

My Anus Beard is full, should I shave or wax it?

by Tobienforcer December 30, 2009