Waving the Banner

When you fart on a few squares of toilet paper to make them wave in the breeze.

I had a proper fart built up, so waving the banner rallied my troops.

by Lookmanospaces September 18, 2016

Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023

Star Spangers Banner

The sign, usually made from/of cardboard, that homeless or poor people fly requesting help for food or financial assistance.

Hey that guy seems authentically homeless flying that Star Spangers Banner so let's go kick him down these leftovers and some change.

by InVintor November 24, 2023

big doi banner moves

When Max Keeble’s evil twin, Kax Meeble, says “DOI!” and “BANNER” and “BEANNNNZZZZ WHAT DA FUQ” while listening to travis scott.

Kax Meeble wanted to make some big doi banner moves

by kax doible banner February 11, 2025

better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025