banoonies

An unspecified object or action, that sounds hilarious to both sober and inebriated people. Can be viewed as quite sexual in meaning depending on the situation.

Max: " Hey lizi, BANOONIES"
Lizi: *Lol* "What the hell?"
Max: "I dunno, it just sounds funny."
Lizi: "It sounds like a sexual position"
Both: *LMFAO*

by Maxy Newton January 6, 2009

Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.

Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"

by sex educator November 16, 2011

badoon

Badoon: a small porcelane baboon which smells remarkabley of warn socks and eldibery.
Badoonery: the way of acting like a Badoon.

Badoon: yes my Badoon does smell of eldebery
Badoonery: your incessant badoonery never ceases to confound me.

by Alex Lyndham March 10, 2005

Rabid Baboon

First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.

"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"

"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

glorious baboon

where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass

Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair

by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009

flight to baston

when getting boss head.....A.K.A Dommer Simpson.....

Im looking for a punk rock white bitch to give me a flight to baston....

Where is Dommer simpon at???

by Jeffrey Carter August 22, 2006

basson

Basson is a type os sex possition

can we have basson tonight?

by dylan price January 14, 2008