Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.
Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!
by BigBird1017 April 9, 2008
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He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.
In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.
A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.
In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.
A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
Message Board Douchebag: "Oh yeah? Well, your mama!"
Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
by Eureka 147 March 13, 2009
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Get the barney mug.1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.
2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.
3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.
3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.
2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.
3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.
3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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