barbed penis

A penis that feels like it's going to kill your vagina. Normally when you are a virgin

Ugghh. He had such a barbed penis

by Stratton2163 January 28, 2015

bawled

To be under the influence of Bawls energy drink and or experiencing the effects of Bawls. This may include hyper activity, extra hornyness, jitters, feeling high, and other effects of high amounts of caffeine.

im so bawled i could fly

by screamingorgasm March 6, 2008

no holds bared

A section of a message board where there are no restrictions on what you can post. Content can be vulgar, obscene, profane. Complete Freedom.

The tallon zek times message board has a filthy no holds bared section.

by Renictz April 29, 2006

Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.

oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!

by shocker pro May 4, 2010

The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus

The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants

by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

Barley

A vagina. As in, to make barley; wheat; or other similar grain products.
Natively, barley is a cereal grain derived from the annual grass Hordeum Vulgare. Vulgare sounds like vulgar, and has a similar construction to "vagina;" vaginas are in the commonplace vernacular as being vulgar. Also, Horedeum sounds a bit like "Whore," who often have vaginas.
Barley is used for malting, which is akin to something like a yeast infection, probably.
Barley is used to make alcoholic beverages such as beer and whiskey, which often lead to vagina.

"Make sure you wash your barley Ashley!"
"This barley needs to be malted."
Last year's barley harvest yielded much poontang."
"I like barley."

by sheol April 21, 2009

BarbedWire

<noun> The 'Net handle of the worlds sexiest Admin.

<meaning> The untangable x-factor by which all existance is measured and displayed to the human eye.

Hot Girl: "Gee whizz i wish i was BarbedWire's lover."
Hot Girl 2: "He would totally do me over you."
Ugly Girl: "I am sad because i'm ugly."

by Barbie November 25, 2003