A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.
Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024
Get the The family barbecue mug.noun: (Bar-beh-cued-ickles) After eating barbeque of any type, the normally translucent cuticles of your fingernails become caked with a seemingly impenetrable layer of barbeque sauce. In this sauce-covered state, your cuticles are known as "barbecuticles".
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Get the Barbeque my kangaroo mug.A cookout where the grill is fueled by discarded "leggy dolls" instead of charcoal. Could also refer to the blazing-inferno house-fire that the spoiled-little-brat Debbie Jellinsky had seethingly set after receiving (horrors!) a MALIBU BARBIE doll for her birthday instead of the pink-tutu-clad Ballerina Barbie that she'd wanted; no doubt said "incorrect girlie-accessory" got "charbroiled" inside said conflagration, as well.
I stopped by the local landfill a few days after Christmas and was shocked to see all the broken/unwanted "little girl toys" scattered in piles along with other end-of-year-holidays flotsam and jetsam --- there was enough volume of pale-complexioned plastic there to host a bleepin' BARBIECUE!
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Get the barbiecue mug.To grill a person(s) on specific details pertaining to their interests or hobbies. If said person does not know the answer to even one question, then they cannot truly be interested in said hobbies.
Woman: I was reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the other night...
Man: Oh really, you read Harry Potter? Well, what did Dumbledore say to Harry in Ch. 17? And what was the chapter name?
Woman: He asked Harry calmly if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire, and the Chapter title is The Four Champions.
Man: Ha! You're not a real fan if you didn't say the page and line number!
Woman: Fuck you Dave! Barbecuing is only fun when you bring meat. Clearly, I'm the only one here with any meat to speak of. Yeah that's right, your dick is nonexistent, as well as this scenario. Harry Potter is a really popular character nowadays, but I guess this situation could be altered for other forms of interests and hobbies.
Man: Oh really, you read Harry Potter? Well, what did Dumbledore say to Harry in Ch. 17? And what was the chapter name?
Woman: He asked Harry calmly if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire, and the Chapter title is The Four Champions.
Man: Ha! You're not a real fan if you didn't say the page and line number!
Woman: Fuck you Dave! Barbecuing is only fun when you bring meat. Clearly, I'm the only one here with any meat to speak of. Yeah that's right, your dick is nonexistent, as well as this scenario. Harry Potter is a really popular character nowadays, but I guess this situation could be altered for other forms of interests and hobbies.
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Person 2: "That's fucked up, let's record it."
Jamal: "Now that's what I call a barbequeer!"
Greg: "AAUGH IT BURNS, SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!!"
Person 2: "That's fucked up, let's record it."
Jamal: "Now that's what I call a barbequeer!"
Greg: "AAUGH IT BURNS, SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!!"
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