A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.
Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020
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Get the chilloni your baloni dude mug.To suffer a unfortunate turn of events on the online trading community 'E-Bay'. Often involves bidding for items one does not really want, being caught up in bidding wars and being tricked into bidding for faulty or false items.
When the lifesize cardboard cutout of George Clooney which i purchased for $100 arrived in the mail, it became apparent that i had been e-bayoneted.
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by Jeff Stegeman May 31, 2006
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