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bakers surprise

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
by ha26 March 2, 2015
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cleo baker

the coolest person you will ever meet, they are really nice but won't hesitate to call out your bs. they're really cute and sweet and they will always stand up for you. they're usually extroverted and have a lot of friends due to their charming nature
rando: bros majestic who is that
rando 2: that's cleo baker, obviously
by the silly :P August 13, 2023
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Jasmine Baker

A really great person. Get to know her and she will change your life. Shes funny and crazy fun. Dont get on her bad side though. She loves the idea of love and if she tell u she loves you take it seriously. And she has a booty.
Guy: damn thats jasmine baker
by Thebombbbbestbombbb July 24, 2018
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austin baker

Austin bakery is sweet, handsome, and so much more! Once you think about him once, he won’t ever leave your mind and oyou will get irritated at first because you won’t know why but once you realize why, your going to hate yourself for not knowing sooner.
Girl#1- I don’t know why but I can’t get him off of my mind

Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.
by F*ckoff101-$$$ October 22, 2017
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Jimmy Baker

A little pussy ass bitch who has a penis the size of a baby carrot
Hey man stop being such a Jimmy Baker!
by Lilcman69 April 22, 2020
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Lachlan Baker

Verb - to fantastically conceal a message in a wider text
did you get my message? I Lachlan Bakered it
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Harry Baker

Harry Baker a Charming young lad who loves to lie but all around a real magnet to the ladies and always on the pull for some sexy women
Harry Baker : I’ve won 2 tennis tournaments
by Feedstock1673836 December 19, 2021
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