Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Bathroom Blaster

Finger Banging a stanger in a public bathroom. Also, taking key bumps in a public bathroom.

She looks like a bathroom blaster.

by chet cummings August 19, 2008

vag blaster.

jackie carney.

Jackie Carney is the ultimate vag blaster.

by laurenbrae October 6, 2008

homo blaster

i man who blast's his dick goo on gay men

steve:oh roy oh i am jacking off to your sexy bod
i am cuming roy
roy:put on my back steve
steve:FUCK YES

by 333 May 10, 2005

vag blaster.

a short,red headed girl named jackie who blasts vags.

Jackie is the ultimate vag blaster.

by laurenbrae October 9, 2008

the ball blaster

While receiving head the women slowly makes her way down and proceeds to bite the mans balls

The ball blaster

by the thing4356 February 7, 2014

chicken blaster

A person that has sex with a chicken in such a forceful manner that flying debris of semen, chicken shit, and feathers are released.

This horrific mess looks like the work of a chicken blaster.

by I like ranch April 21, 2014