whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Boat

Noun, acronym for Bit Of A Twat.

In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"

"Don't you think Toby is a boat?"
"Charlie can be a real ship sometimes."

by TheJake&CharlieSquad February 23, 2015

Mississippi Mud Boat

The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.

This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008

Romney-boated

1. To be the victim of (un)justified ads sponsored by a super PAC.

2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.

Reporter: Do you think you have been hurt by the negative campaign ads in recent weeks?

Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!

by Easy Kompany January 2, 2012

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position

by FDAU01 November 19, 2010

Joe on a boat

A very trustworthy content creator that lives on a boat. You can trust him.

"Have you watch the latest Joe on a boat video?"

"Not yet, but I'm sure It will be very trustworthy."

by FrostyBladeBoi January 26, 2021

boatery

The place in a bay where you can go and tie up your boat along side many other boats.

"Are you ready to go fishing at today?". "Yeah sure where should we meet?"."How about the boatery?"."Hell yeah the boatery!"

by J Schmidty April 21, 2007