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Net-battle

the act of exchanging criticisms over social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, etc.
posted on Andy's wall

Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott

Blake: I like the last part

Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley

Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK

Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--

Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society

Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too

Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat

blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad

Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
by akidwhomadeit May 4, 2010
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Battle Strip

A diferentation of battle ship only you take something off when you sink a ship
Hey bob

yeah

want to play battle ship?

only if we make it interesting

how

Battle strip

ok let's do it
by bojangles990 December 31, 2008
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Battle Stance

Wide Tire Fitment

Beefy, aggressive, ready to fuck shit up style.

No stretched tires here. Leave that pussy shit up to the pussies who run -6 camber and 195 tires on 10" wheels.
"Fuck that Rx7 is sick battle stanced with those 315's in the rear"
by WheelFitmentGuru November 3, 2012
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Battle wagon

Term for naval battleships. Also spelt as battlewagon and battle-wagon.
The USS Arizona, BB-39, is one of the most famous USN battle wagons.
by Doc blueside December 28, 2011
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Battle Rifle

A weapon in the Xbox game Halo 2 that acts as a mid-range rifle. Very powerful when shot at the target's head. It resembles the Classic Halo 1 Pistol, only it is much larger, bulkier and requires more skill to use to full extent.

Often used in synchronization with the Plasma Pistol in the Noob Combo.
Player 1: What the hell? All I saw was a couple of bullet streaks and I died. Cheater.

Player 2: It's called the Battle Rifle, biyatch.
by Mehro March 25, 2005
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battle sluts

battle sluts when 2 friends take a partner home from a bar or party ect... and you have a competition to see who can make the other girl the loudest thus the person to make their partner the loudest wins
hey man you know we are gonna take these girls home tonight...

yeah man i know what you are thinking we are defiantly playing battle sluts
by iamthedylanator March 21, 2011
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Battle Of The Smurf

Common Name Reffered to the Rivalry In High School Basketball In Idaho.

Centennial High School(Patriots) vs Mountain View High School ( Mavericks )

Named after a player with the last name of Smurthwaite, who transferred to Mountain View from Centennial. So every game that is played in basketball between these two teams its like them battling for the rights of Smurthwaite....

Orgin- Idaho
The Battle Of The Smurf, was won last night by Mountain View.
by KBCS May 13, 2005
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