baseball - game

This is not a sport, thats why everone who plays it has little squinty eyes and drools uncontrollably. Was invented as a means of disposing of rotten mangoes.

Wow. look at that little squinty eyed man hit the mango into the field, hes a really good baseball player

by frankietherabbit September 6, 2005

baseball banger

A girl that only fucks/hooks up with baseball players

Abby is such a baseball banger because she only fucks baseball players.

by Laxtitutepuckslutbasketbabe December 9, 2016

Baseball Bitches

A girl who only goes for baseball players/hooks up with baseball players

“Ashley and veronica you two are such baseball bitches since you only go for baseball players”

by Jessica133 May 28, 2019

Baseball Players

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.

John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

by Newjerseysuckssomuch November 22, 2020

Baseball Player/ Soccer Player

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.

Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."

by WGMarksy7 March 24, 2010

Baseball catch

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...

Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

baseball catcher

Fatass who can't play the infield and is the coaches son

Scott york is a baseball catcher

by Hffjrshhdhdhd May 6, 2018