Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010

guy bailey

Coolest bro in the history of bros.

The best bro I've ever had was a total Guy Bailey.

by VoltronPrime May 8, 2015

bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011

Bailin like Palin

1.The act of quiting in midgame. Usually associated with cryptic, lame excuses designed to cover the real reason; they just cant cut it.

2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.

3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.

Dave: Affter we had sex for a solid month, I saw she was getting serious, I was bailin like Palin and getting the hell out of there.
Bob: Nice.

Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.

Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin

by gfeet July 4, 2009

Bailey

A very smart,hot,loving guy/girl.
He/she is very creative.
He/she is very romantic and gets the cheapst, but awesome presents.
He/she loves sports sych as basketbal and soccer.
He/she likes video games

Omgf! that guy/girl is soooo hot! he/she must be nammed Bailey!

by XxBaiwy!xX October 10, 2011

Bailf

Blake's Aunt I'd Like To Fuck. The legend that blake's aunt is totally and extremely fuckable, and the assumption that anyone named blake's mom is bonalicious.

That set of tits is a bailf. I'm assuming her nephew is named Blake.

by Dr. Rev. Funk February 27, 2008

Turd Bailer

Another phrase for booty.

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003