asschoad

a slang term for assholes with short fat cocks

That guy was a total asschoad.

by kdk3 August 12, 2007

asshier

n. A cashier or customer service representative who is so busy chatting with their friends or coworkers that they ignore their customers. v. To be serviced by a very annoying customer service representative.

The clerk was talking on the phone and completely ignoring me. I waited there, while my, once frosty cold, can of soda started getting warm. Finally, I stated, "Asshier! Can I get some service before my soda starts boiling in this heat?"

by Kallystie July 19, 2010

asschronization

When a group of women's asses syncrhonize in step. Yoga pants are often involved.

Sorry bro, I was just mesmerized by the asschronization of group of sorority girls in yoga pants. You said you need your Epi-pen for what emergency?

by Thisonetime October 23, 2014

I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

asschip

1: When one's turd is squeezed out to the point it would resemble a thin piece of wood-bark

the word's primary purpose is used to insult.

Pass the grass, asschip!!

by nurvus May 7, 2005

asschest

when a woman gets breast implants that are the size of an average human ass. They are so ridiculously large that one can not help but yell or make references to them as the person is walking by. Stand-up comedian Aisha Tyler used asschect in her act while referring to a woman she saw in Las Vegas.

Hey John did you see Susie's asschest, I mean they're just so big!

by Average Nice Guy August 11, 2008

Asschime

One that has literally gone off the handle and has not come to reality yet will intrude on any valued righteous individual with sputters and spurs. Meaningless empty words of instances beyond an existing aspect of what is being put upfront. The sound of one outshitting themself with every aspect that is handled improperly; notions being disperted out of the head straight to the ass instead.

We only hear the asschime and just dont see, all the while they tilt the face and look deranged. They are unable to conciously make an effort to live freely as they try to make with a wary sitaution with complete lack of devotions, pride or interest.

by europopian April 22, 2009