Assboogie

Someone who is a piece of crap. A boogie (or booger), comes out of your nose. Crap comes out your ass. So it's basically saying that you're a piece of crap if you're an assboogie.

Don't listen to them, they're all assboogies anyway!

by xnataieroslynx November 30, 2009

Assboating

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

by MissLynx September 2, 2013

assclown

somebody acting incredibly stupid or doing idiotic actions; usually verbalised in anger or frustration towards a person.

zayn- you're going to hit your head Jim
*jim does a backflip and hits his head*
zayn- I told you you assclown!

by mapleeggos October 14, 2017

Assblower

A fucking retard and moron

“Hey assblower, come here.”

by Aass June 22, 2018

Ashlon

To be aged, to look at the past and shake your head.

I used to be a punk, one step away from degen. Now I'm ashlon, and it's hard to imagine I ever wasn't.

by Wafflewafflewafflewaffle August 25, 2019

assclown

somebody that acts like an idiot or somebody that is an idiot.Also somebody that looks like an idiot.
(made famous by wwe wrestler,Chris Jericho)

That assclown doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
That assclown betta not start somethin'.
Look at the gear that guy is stylin in, he looks like an assclown

by T'Kwik May 23, 2005

Assclown

Someone that thinks they are really sweet but arent and draw attention to themselves and look silly because of it

That assclown thinks hes a good singer so hes singing really loud on the bus

by Will Hubbard September 16, 2005