asscuse

Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.

"I thought we were going to look at that new car."
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"

by Mattalicious October 21, 2007

assfuck

1.somebody who annoys the shit out of you

2.fuck in the ass

1. OMG he is such an assfuck
2. Damnnn I just got assfucked

by Ashleyrlkjsoidfn December 5, 2009

assdumb

something or someone that is extremely stupid

Irene was being an assdumb when she received an 82 on a math test.

by jberk3 June 16, 2017

Assbutt

A stupid name that sounds slightly nicer than calling someone an ass.

"Hey assbutt"

by Helloassbutt0101 July 21, 2018

Urban-assault ride

A bicycle ride through an urban landscape of known and unknown neighborhoods, with the end goal of amiably assaulting the senses with varied stimuli.

Well, brah, it's 75 and sunny. Time for an urban-assault ride!

by kbmoney08 May 15, 2008

foundational assault

This is what happens when a person's bras or underpants causes pain and/or discomfort.

Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!

by Tina Ballance June 11, 2008

Textually Assault

The act aggressively texting someone, usually in the form of mental domination.

"This guy was texting my girlfriend, so I textually assaulted him."

by East_IKoP February 22, 2010