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Assange

To treat yourself to an unauthorised second helping of something previously offered willingly.

Named in honour of Julian Assange.
"What happened to my six pack of beers? I said you could have one, you've Assanged yourself to the rest"
by YerMan September 14, 2012
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assalanche

A massive bowel movement that bowels out of you much the same way an avalanche slides down a mountain destroying everything in its path.
Guy 1: Dude you blew up the toilet, what did you do in there?

Guy 2: It was an assalanche, what can i say?
by chumpfong July 15, 2009
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Assagore

Adj: To be an Ass; to be assy

Noun: One that is an Ass; a total moron. Usually coupled with feces and/or bad smell. See Dumbass
1) "Khelly sure was an Assagore this morning"

2)"What teh shit is that Assagore doing?"
by Tom Goodwin April 3, 2003
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assalanche

When you have to poop so bad, that your ass hole just opens up and the poop flows out.
Rachael had a really upset stomach today and went she finally went to poop she had and assalanche.
by Lucas N. May 5, 2007
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asdaf

Hey, there's asdaf! Let's kill him with our penile disfuctions!
by WhatIsThisIDontEven August 1, 2012
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Asaf

Asaf is a guy that have huge amount of ego which doesn't suit his physical size he's also hated among the friends .

Asaf is the guy that when he'd die none will care enough to even bury him.
''asaf should die''
''he so full of himself, he must be the asaf in the group''
by yas man May 23, 2020
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assafootafootawhichescuseme

Joe Biden forgetting English exists, and pooping his pants
Joe Biden said: "Assafootafootawhichescuseme in the foothills of the himalayas with Xi Jinping"
by What_are _you_looking_at April 3, 2023
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