Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.
Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.
by Johns November 15, 2023
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weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.
by zorgid September 22, 2024
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i love this app

The overwhelming feeling of liking this app for its fun definitions and usefulness.
by Bannanalicker February 23, 2024
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[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.
I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!
by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
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OneService App

Everything you need in one app for everyday living in your 'hood!
Want me to help you book badminton court, paint your walls and measure the air quality? You think I OneService App ah?
by Cynops pyrrogaster November 24, 2021
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zombie app

An unwanted app, usually pre-installed by the manufacturer, that cannot be uninstalled or disabled no matter how much the user attempts to get rid of it.
Zombie in the sense of "undead".
See also bloatware.
by fayefujiko July 27, 2017
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zombie app

A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.

Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.

They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018
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