A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.
During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.
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