Lawyer Representing AOL

Guy who thinks complaining about a corporation should be considered "hateful".

She was such a Lawyer Representing AOL today, I wanted to kick her.

by The Great December 14, 2004

AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

ten year old nu metal aol user

Worst insult ever.

I can't stand this chat room anymore. All we ever get is ten year old nu metal aol users.

by Katie Tran October 25, 2003

AOL Mike

A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.

AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2

by Sharloid December 24, 2008

aol

A girl who is gorgeous and beautiful and brings so much light to the world it’s unbelievable just like her. She is kind and caring and always puts others before herself. An amazing friend who will always have your back no matter what. A bad bitch

Paola is aol

by Sam_luv_ November 11, 2020

AOL

An old internet company founded in 1983 as Control Video Corporation, then Quantum Computer Services, America Online. They are now owned by Verizon, which also own Yahoo!

Do you use AOL?
No

by areyouok January 17, 2021

AOL

Ask
Out
Loud

Thank you for signing up for AOL.
You have been billed $999.99 from your bank account "1234-12**-****-**34".
Your free trial ends in:

0 H 0 MIN 30 SECONDS
<30 seconds later>
You: Why did I have to pay $999.99 again?
Tech Support: YOU ASKED ALOUD! NICE! NOW YOU GET A -30% DISCOUNT!
Tech Support: ONLY $1300/30 SECONDS! ISN'T THAT A HUGE DISCOUNT!?!? Yes or yes?
You: Just delete my accoutn.

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD April 14, 2021