Autism

Garrett Hultquist

U are autism

by Is tism April 22, 2019

Autism Speaks

When someone fucks something up - you jokingly imply they have autism.

Person #1: "Dude, that guy just tripped on his way to asking out that girl."
Person #2: "Autism Speaks"

by Duhst September 30, 2019

allism

A religion:

1. Everything happens for a reason
2. Everything happens for the overall good
3. Everything that happens affects the future

4. The universe is a cone
5. There are multiple cone-universes
6. Dreams are separate universes
7. Dream universes only exist for the duration of that dream
8. All cone universes came from the Big Bang dot, with their vertexes facing the Big Bang dot.

(note: one who believes in allism is deemed an allist)

Teacher: What is the universe?
Allist Student: A Cone!

Person: Why did that happen?
Allist: For the good of future societies

by allist June 22, 2011

antismyl

1. an excessive masturbator
2. has a john in his pants
3. doesn't smell

Boy, what an antismyl.

by In daFace August 16, 2003

autism power

The abilities that autistic people have that others don’t

How can you hear that
It’s my autism power

by C_jerrry August 19, 2019

Autism

The definition of autism is Gina

Gina is a very autistic person, so autistic that she has become the definition of it.

She's so Gina
What does that mean?
It means she's very autistic
autism

by chknstrips3000 May 1, 2023

jits autism

When someone is so bad at something. They are past regular autism

bro one: man they are trash
bro two: nah man!! they’re worse, they jits autism

by Cody Walsh November 9, 2018