1 definition by allist

A religion:

1. Everything happens for a reason
2. Everything happens for the overall good
3. Everything that happens affects the future

4. The universe is a cone
5. There are multiple cone-universes
6. Dreams are separate universes
7. Dream universes only exist for the duration of that dream
8. All cone universes came from the Big Bang dot, with their vertexes facing the Big Bang dot.
(note: one who believes in allism is deemed an allist)

Teacher: What is the universe?
Allist Student: A Cone!

Person: Why did that happen?
Allist: For the good of future societies
by allist June 22, 2011
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