Alice

A special kind of stick used to knock out the children caught touching the *forbidden cheese* so they can be dragged and forever imprisoned in a basement.

Person 1: Wow that's such a good Alice
Person 2: Thank you I've already gotten 8 kids with it

Alice by Hobiyi February 26, 2023

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Alice

Alice, Alice, Alice, Where do I start. You're truly one of a kind, completely unique in each and every way possible. The way you put a smile on everyone's face, the way you pull leaves off of everything possible, the way you grab massive sticks of wood and scrape the ground, it just, I don't even know how to describe it. Its honestly the most mesmerising thing I have ever witnessed. Without an Alice in your life, your life is not complete, you will never know which way the blanket's individual hairs are facing, or how the carpet was made. If you don't have an Alice in your life your missing out.

Alice: Look at the bush, im going to go and pluck it
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick

Alice by Raredog21-69 March 7, 2023

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alice

a girl who might hide her feelings and only show the world her fake smile

well, i hope you will never be an alice

alice by lovejosie April 5, 2023

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Alice

A really mean girl who usually doesn't like the name Gia and leaves people out and is rude. Usually are a lier and accuses people. Has one true best friend, exposes people for nothing and is rude

Alice is mean and likes sanrio

Alice by Gigibunny June 11, 2023