alcy

shortened word for alcoholic

goddam dan is such an alcy thats like his 30th beer

by bob April 18, 2005

alcoholocaust

The aftermath of a drinking party, usually resulting in every available horizontal surface being covered in empty booze containers, spilled beverages, and a general sticky alcoholic residue.

You guys better stay around to help clean up the alcoholocaust you started last night.

by Esche December 10, 2004

Alcoholica

1) a name the press gave Metallica a famous metal band for their habits of drinking a lot of beer

Dude, Metallica drinks so much beer they should be called Alcoholica!

by Rory June 5, 2005

Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.

Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.

by Domonic February 1, 2009

Alculate

To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.

Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navals I consumed in the last 10 hours.
Neal - I just alculated that you are a sober loser.

by ItsGonnaBeNeal January 28, 2008

alco-hole

A hole in the ground that you throw empty beer cans and bottles into and fill in when the party's over.

Jez "Watch yourself around the alco-hole mate, you might fall in, then you'd really be in the shit."

Zac "Yeah whatever..." "I'm not that drunk."

by Run to paradise April 19, 2010

Alcohol- induced amnesia

Short term memory loss caused by the consumption of large quantities of alcohol leading to the inebriated state of the individual and causing them to act in a manner that would be deemed 'socially inappropriate'. Individuals suffering from this condition usually experience feelings of alarm when presented with witness accounts or photographic evidence of their exploits.

"Man you were wasted last night!"
"Ha ha oh shit was I? What did I do?"
"Something with a dog I think... I can't remember"
"Fuck, I don't remember a dog"
"Man, I think you have Alcohol- induced amnesia..."

by Ebenezer saltmarsh May 17, 2010