stroke dick

what faggots do on chatroulette

fag 1: Wanna go out and get drunk?

fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.

by Lays Chips April 10, 2010

stroke & slap

when a girl strokes your cock up and down and slaps your cock head in the palm of her other hand.

my girlfriend performed the stroke & slap last night sending me over the edge.

by jminator21 July 25, 2010

Stroking Bailey

When you masturbate while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" You sick fuck, you.

Ah, December 24th rolls around, and my hand heads south. Time to get down to stroking bailey, in utter shame.

by Murphy Nichols November 28, 2006

stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.

My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.

by grumpyd December 09, 2010

Finger Stroking

When you and another (most likely someone you are in a relationship with) are holding hands, and you and him/her start stroking each others fingers in an intimate way.

Me and my girlfriend were at the movies and we were finger stroking the whole time

by iSittingDuck December 28, 2013

Master Stroke

The last stroke of a gentleman's little fella that pushes him beyond the point of no return.

In general the technique of building one's self up so that one final stroke let's all hell break loose!

"Hey guys watch out, Eddie has been perfecting the Master Stroke!

One more brush of his crotch and he's going to spaff everywhere."

by Torchos January 12, 2012

Choke Stroke

The act of receiving penile hand stimulation while being asphyxiated.

His bitch tied a bag around his head and choke stroked him.

by kris6000 February 06, 2016