When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof
Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.
Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
by sangeun January 16, 2021

Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.
Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!
by mustysausage May 29, 2018

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.
You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.
You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.
by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

by Cara Dop May 22, 2008

A very rare creature from Lorain Ohio,possibly thee only one in existence. She only comes out at night very late nights and very lit nights. One moment she’ll be casually sipping a shot and the next moment she’ll be on that table twerking what ass she has, but if you get on her bad side she’ll get off that that same table she’s dancing on and flip it on your ass drinks and all
by Moneymike0124 July 5, 2021
