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Raunchy Randy

Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.
Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!
by mustysausage May 29, 2018
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Randy Sanders

A really big bitch who can’t keep a girlfriend for more than 3 weeks and is also a white supremacist despite being blacker than a sharpie. Also becomes gay every Thursday.
“Hey, that Randy Sanders is a real pansy!”
Damn right.”
by Mini Republican November 6, 2019
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Squealing Randy

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.
"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."
by Taintmaster223 September 20, 2017
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Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.
"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."
by irondeath March 10, 2017
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The Ol' Randy

Where you tie a man to a tree and fill every one of his orifices with hotdogs.
That new kids a loser, lets give him The Ol' Randy
by UAatDb July 9, 2016
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Ratchet Randi

A very rare creature from Lorain Ohio,possibly thee only one in existence. She only comes out at night very late nights and very lit nights. One moment she’ll be casually sipping a shot and the next moment she’ll be on that table twerking what ass she has, but if you get on her bad side she’ll get off that that same table she’s dancing on and flip it on your ass drinks and all
I was out last night and my girlfriend became ratchet Randi
by Moneymike0124 July 5, 2021
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Rectal Randy

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!
by Greg S. September 24, 2004
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