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Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010
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Lag Nag

An individuation who repeatedly blames poor gaming performance on their internet connection.
Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.
by hectorreborn May 11, 2012
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Hill lag

While playing a mmorpg and trying to control a hill or high ground for strategic advantage, the game lags and you are taken out by a head shot and or energy sword.
God damn you Leroy and your hill lag.

I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.
by 95camry4life January 22, 2013
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Disney lag

when you are exausted after a day at Disneyland.
dude, I slept like 20 hours after we went to Disneyland. It was a total case of Disney lag.
by superbadedgar March 20, 2011
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bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.
by Tommyt August 12, 2012
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Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you
I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace
by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016
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hag-lag

to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.
"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."
by Krkič March 28, 2021
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